I'm an Okie, that comes here to write because I'm funnier here than I am in person. I'm an extrovert on paper and an introvert in real life. We are a foster family in the business of reunification because not every child needs adopting. I swore I would never feed my four kids chicken nuggets. On any given night, it is most likely that or pizza is for dinner. I'm a fisherman who began martial arts at age 35 and breaking a board with my foot is more fun that I ever imagined.