The Thoughts of Chloe

Hmmm, I think I need go pee pee. "Mom, I need go pee pee!" I make sure and tell her EVERY SINGLE TIME I need to go. I think she appreciates it, plus she gives me 'daddy raisins.'

Now my mom, being the good mom she is and not at all lazy, tells me, "Ok, well just go pee over there."

So I do. But it takes a minute. It's not really stage fright, it's just, I have to focus.

But once I focus I go pee pee. It helps when you lean your left foot a little. Keeps the pee off most of your leg.
I check to make sure, just in case it was all in my head. I notice a big puddle and that is usually a sign of success. So I tell mom, "MOMMM, I PEE PEE'D!!" She replies with a laugh, I am still not sure why she was laughing, "Good job honey!"

Then I run back to the pool and clean off.