A Joke To Make You Smile

I think we all, those who have been watching the news, are in need of a good joke. Am I right?

My dad sent me this joke.. I can't stop laughing!

Enjoy your day that the Lord has made.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.