Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Tax Flatulence

I heard a story on the news the other day. In essence, the government wants to start taxing cattle farmers for *drum roll* cow farts.

Apparently cow farts are filled with 'gases' that harm the environment, therefore we must make them, cows and farmers, pay.

Really? Really?

I'm pretty sure I let a big nasty out every once in a while and I KNOW Cooper does and I KNOW Chloe for sure does b/c she looks behind herself everytime one slips out. Oh and of course my handsome, yet gassy at times, husband has an occasion slip of the cheeks.

If I fart, you fart and we all fart... then we all need to pay taxes on our gassiness.

The funny thing, if this wasn't funny enough, is that every one of those men and women in the government is filled with gas.... Hmmm weird.

(OHHH Coop just let one ride. *cha ching let the tax dollars ring*)


  1. You've got to be kidding me! What in the world are they thinking? lol. I must confess...I may owe some taxes;)


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