So I put Chloe in her chair with her water color paints, a paint brush, water and paper. I turn on Elmo. (Don't judge me.)
I put Cooper in his bed.
"Chloe, mommy is going to take a shower. Can you paint me a picture of Elmo?"
"Ok, thank you. I will hurry."
My house is around 1000 sq. feet. I can spit from my bathroom into the living room and hit you square between the eyes.
I'm in the shower and I hear, "Mommmeeee, arrrre youuuuu? Mommeeee, arrrre youuuuu?"
"I'm in the shower, Chloe!"
"Oh. Mommeeeee, arrre youuuu?" This continues until I get out.
I walk in the living room and this is what I find. I warn you the following pictures are graphic and out of focus.
"Are you eating the paint?"
"You're gonna take a bath." I walk back to the bathroom to get the water ready.
"Mommmeeee, arrrrre youuuuu?"